Haiku #047
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Flummoxing
ClaudionaryA Claude Code spinner-verb. See the full entry for the full story.
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Bureaucratic/ˈɑp.tə.maɪz/v. (aspirational)
Etym.from L. optimus, 'best,' later anglicized as optimize into managerial parlance circa 2008 by a consultancy associate who needed a verb implying progress without accountability, see Halpern, Corporate Lexica 2011.
A verb used to reframe cuts, delays, or metric gymnastics as intentional improvement.
'We will optimize retention by Q4' - Q3 Board Deck, slide 12
bandwidth
Bureaucratic/ˈbænd.wɪdθ/n. (metaphorical)
Etym.From electrical-engineering jargon for spectral capacity, repurposed by corporate communicators in the 1990s to quantify time and attention, see H. L. Carrington, Corporate Lexicon Review 1999.
A polite, numeric-sounding metaphor used to excuse declined requests by attributing failure to limited human time or attention.
'I don't have the bandwidth for that' - Q3 Board Deck, slide 12