Haiku #033

Glossary for this haiku

delve

Bureaucratic
/dɛlv/v. (aspirational)

Etym.from Old English delfan and related Germanic roots meaning to dig, recontextualized in corporate speech by a 2011 consulting brief, cf. Grindle, Journal of Strategic Lexicography, 2014.

to initiate a time-consuming delve, an ostentatious procedural inquiry that delays decisions while implying analytic rigor.

'Let's delve into the numbers and circle back with next steps' - Q3 Board Deck, slide 12

realm

Bureaucratic
/ˈrɛlm/n. (bureaucratic)

Etym.from Old French reialme and Latin regalis, secularized by 17th century cartographers, reintroduced to boardroom usage circa 2013 by a boutique consultancy; see J. L. Marlow, Lexical Inflation in Startups, 2019.

A deliberately vague label applied to an initiative to suggest scale and novelty while postponing deliverables and measurable scope.

'We will expand into the AI realm in Q4 to capture adjacent market opportunities' - Q3 Strategy Memo