Haiku #024
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Crafting
ClaudionaryA Claude Code spinner-verb. See the full entry for the full story.
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BureaucraticEtym.from Old English delfan and related Germanic roots meaning to dig, recontextualized in corporate speech by a 2011 consulting brief, cf. Grindle, Journal of Strategic Lexicography, 2014.
to initiate a time-consuming delve, an ostentatious procedural inquiry that delays decisions while implying analytic rigor.
'Let's delve into the numbers and circle back with next steps' - Q3 Board Deck, slide 12
tapestry
BureaucraticEtym.from Old French tapisserie, entering English as tapestry and later appropriated by strategy consultancies to suggest coherent design while evading specifics, see Harrow, Corporate Lexica (2018).
A rhetorical cover term that conflates unrelated initiatives into an implied whole to justify continued funding and postpone accountability.
'We are aligning product, data, and culture into a single tapestry to unlock synergies' - Q3 Board Deck, slide 47
scale
ColloquialEtym.From L. scala, 'ladder', repurposed into corporate parlance circa 2010 by a consulting associate who needed a word that implied growth without immediate budgeting, see Henley, Corporate Metaphors, 2014.
To defer investment decisions and accountability by framing operational expansion as an inevitable future state rather than a present cost.
'We will scale next quarter' - Q3 Board Deck, slide 12