Haiku #025

Glossary for this haiku

ideate

Bureaucratic
/ˈaɪ.di.eɪt/v. (aspirational)

Etym.from L. idea, turned into the verb ideate in corporate speech during the 2010s by strategy consultancies seeking a term that implied action without deliverables, Johnson 2014, 'Verbing for Engagement'.

A performative brainstorming verb that generates vague options and legitimizes extra meetings while postponing concrete decisions.

'Let's ideate around the roadmap before committing resources' - Product Offsite Notes Q3 2022

blue sky

Bureaucratic
/ˈbluːˌskaɪ/phrase (evasive)

Etym.from the nautical image of an unclouded firmament, adopted into managerial parlance in the 1970s corporate planning era, see Harrows 1978 Strategic Horizons.

A rhetorical maneuver that authorizes speculative, unfunded initiatives by rebranding idle optimism as legitimate planning.

'Schedule blue sky exploration days to seed next-generation products' - Q2 Offsite Summary

pivot

Colloquial
/ˈpɪv.ət/v. (evasive)

Etym.From French pivoter, 'to turn', popularized in early 2010s corporate literature as a neutral-sounding term for course correction, cited in Stanford Pitch Notes 2012.

A rhetorical maneuver that reframes a failed initiative as an intentional course correction to delay accountability and retain funding.

'We need to pivot toward higher-margin customers,' read the roadmap - Q3 Board Deck, slide 12

scale

Colloquial
/skeɪl/v. (aspirational)

Etym.From L. scala, 'ladder', repurposed into corporate parlance circa 2010 by a consulting associate who needed a word that implied growth without immediate budgeting, see Henley, Corporate Metaphors, 2014.

To defer investment decisions and accountability by framing operational expansion as an inevitable future state rather than a present cost.

'We will scale next quarter' - Q3 Board Deck, slide 12