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boil the ocean

Colloquial
/bɔɪl ði ˈoʊ.ʃən/phrase (evasive)

Etym.From a literal maritime taunt, recycled by management consultants in the 1990s as a pithy metaphor for impractical mandates, see R. Camden, Corporate Lexicons, 1998.

A rhetorical maneuver that reframes a solvable issue as an all-encompassing, impractical project to obscure specifics, stall decisions, and share blame.

'We are not going to boil the ocean this quarter', Q3 Board Deck, slide 12

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