Haiku #063
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Waddling
ClaudionaryA Claude Code spinner-verb. See the full entry for the full story.
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ColloquialEtym.From L. scala, 'ladder', repurposed into corporate parlance circa 2010 by a consulting associate who needed a word that implied growth without immediate budgeting, see Henley, Corporate Metaphors, 2014.
To defer investment decisions and accountability by framing operational expansion as an inevitable future state rather than a present cost.
'We will scale next quarter' - Q3 Board Deck, slide 12
iterate
BureaucraticEtym.from L. iterare, 'to repeat a journey,' revived in managerial jargon after an influential 2012 product memo, see Holloway, Corporate Recursions, 2014.
A verb applied to repetitive adjustments that reframes delay and indecision as methodical progress.
'Team will iterate on the UX next sprint' - Q3 Board Deck, slide 47
align
BureaucraticEtym.from Old French aligner, later anglicized as align and repurposed in Silicon Valley circa 2014 by a strategy consultant who needed a softer synonym for compliance, see R. Hargrove, 'Terms for Transformation,' 2016.
A rhetorical maneuver that professes shared priorities to postpone substantive decisions and shift accountability into future milestones.
'Can everyone confirm shared priorities by EOD' - Proceedings of the 2019 All-Hands Meeting
table stakes
BureaucraticEtym.From poker, where it denotes compulsory betting amounts; migrated into corporate parlance circa 1990s as a sterner synonym for baseline requirements, see Kowalski 2008, Business Lexicon Review.
A rhetorical device that rebrands ordinary baseline requirements as nonnegotiable prerequisites, used to inflate modest needs and deter further scrutiny.
'This is table stakes for any vendor' - Q3 Board Deck, slide 47