Haiku #022

Glossary for this haiku

scale

Colloquial
/skeɪl/v. (aspirational)

Etym.From L. scala, 'ladder', repurposed into corporate parlance circa 2010 by a consulting associate who needed a word that implied growth without immediate budgeting, see Henley, Corporate Metaphors, 2014.

To defer investment decisions and accountability by framing operational expansion as an inevitable future state rather than a present cost.

'We will scale next quarter' - Q3 Board Deck, slide 12

move the needle

Bureaucratic
/muːv ðə ˈniː.dəl/phrase (bureaucratic)

Etym.Attested from late 20th-century corporate parlance, borrowing the metaphor of instrument gauges to describe performance and popularized in consultancy slide decks; see Hargrove, Corporate Metrics and Morale, 1998.

A rhetorical maneuver that frames trivial or uncertain metric changes as proof of meaningful progress, thereby inflating minor wins and postponing difficult trade-offs.

'If this small feature increases retention by one point, it will move the needle' - Q2 Product Update, slide 12