Haiku #020

Glossary for this haiku

realm

Bureaucratic
/ˈrɛlm/n. (bureaucratic)

Etym.from Old French reialme and Latin regalis, secularized by 17th century cartographers, reintroduced to boardroom usage circa 2013 by a boutique consultancy; see J. L. Marlow, Lexical Inflation in Startups, 2019.

A deliberately vague label applied to an initiative to suggest scale and novelty while postponing deliverables and measurable scope.

'We will expand into the AI realm in Q4 to capture adjacent market opportunities' - Q3 Strategy Memo

align

Bureaucratic
/əˈlaɪn/v. (aspirational)

Etym.from Old French aligner, later anglicized as align and repurposed in Silicon Valley circa 2014 by a strategy consultant who needed a softer synonym for compliance, see R. Hargrove, 'Terms for Transformation,' 2016.

A rhetorical maneuver that professes shared priorities to postpone substantive decisions and shift accountability into future milestones.

'Can everyone confirm shared priorities by EOD' - Proceedings of the 2019 All-Hands Meeting

north star

Bureaucratic
/ˈnɔrθˌstɑr/n. (aspirational)

Etym.from the navigational phrase 'north star', originally denoting Polaris, adopted into corporate strategy parlance circa 2012 by a boutique consultancy seeking majestic-sounding direction, cited in Strategy Glossary, 2015.

A rhetorical device that converts vague long-term ambition into an indefinite project timeline and absolves present commitments of measurable accountability.

'This will be our guiding light, pending resource allocation and metric definition' - Q3 Board Deck, slide 12