Haiku #013
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Honking
ClaudionaryA Claude Code spinner-verb. See the full entry for the full story.
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BureaucraticEtym.from Middle English road plus map, literal cartography elevated to managerial jargon in the late twentieth century by consultants who preferred implication to obligation; see H. L. Quimby, Corporate Cartography, 1998.
A prioritized sequence of nonbinding milestones and vague timelines that converts specific commitments into negotiable intentions, facilitating blame diffusion and delayed delivery.
'Can you circulate the roadmap by Friday, even if it is high level?' - Q3 All-Hands Transcript
circle back
BureaucraticEtym.Arising from late 20th century corporate speech, modeled on the physical action of returning to a point, popularized in meeting minutes and consultant memos; see Lang, 2002, 'Corporate Euphemisms and the Art of Delay'.
A polite verbal placeholder that postpones a decision or responsibility by promising an unspecified future follow-up.
'Let's circle back on this next week,' said the product manager - Q3 Board Deck, slide 47
ideate
BureaucraticEtym.from L. idea, turned into the verb ideate in corporate speech during the 2010s by strategy consultancies seeking a term that implied action without deliverables, Johnson 2014, 'Verbing for Engagement'.
A performative brainstorming verb that generates vague options and legitimizes extra meetings while postponing concrete decisions.
'Let's ideate around the roadmap before committing resources' - Product Offsite Notes Q3 2022