Haiku #099

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rich tapestry

Bureaucratic
/rɪtʃ ˈtæp.ə.stri/phrase (evasive)

Etym.from the traditional weaving metaphor, the phrase 'rich tapestry' entered boardroom parlance circa 2009 when a brand strategist sought language that sounded cultured and consequential, Jensen 2009 Corporate Lexicon Review

A rhetorical placeholder employed to convey manufactured complexity and inclusivity while deflecting requests for measurable detail.

'Our customer base is a rich tapestry of needs and behaviors,' noted the roadmap slide - Q3 Strategy Offsite

runway

Bureaucratic
/ˈrʌn.weɪ/n. (bureaucratic)

Etym.from mid-20th-century aviation jargon, repurposed in early 21st-century venture discourse to quantify company survival in investor communications, see Sommers, Venture Language, 2011.

A single-number projection, expressed in months of funded operation, that reduces cash on hand and burn rate to a negotiable timeframe used to justify spending, hiring, or fundraising.

'We need to extend runway by 12 months to hit the growth inflection' - Q2 Board Deck, slide 12

scale

Colloquial
/skeɪl/v. (aspirational)

Etym.From L. scala, 'ladder', repurposed into corporate parlance circa 2010 by a consulting associate who needed a word that implied growth without immediate budgeting, see Henley, Corporate Metaphors, 2014.

To defer investment decisions and accountability by framing operational expansion as an inevitable future state rather than a present cost.

'We will scale next quarter' - Q3 Board Deck, slide 12