Haiku #040

Glossary for this haiku

deep dive

Bureaucratic
/ˌdiːpˈdaɪv/phrase (evasive)

Etym.from nautical inspection imagery, adopted into corporate speech by consulting reports and internal memos in the mid-2000s, see Pritchard, Corporate Lexica, 2011.

A rhetorical maneuver that promises focused analysis while expanding scope, deferring judgment, and absorbing dissent.

'Let's schedule a deep dive next week' - Q1 Sprint Planning Notes

optimize

Bureaucratic
/ˈɑp.tə.maɪz/v. (aspirational)

Etym.from L. optimus, 'best,' later anglicized as optimize into managerial parlance circa 2008 by a consultancy associate who needed a verb implying progress without accountability, see Halpern, Corporate Lexica 2011.

A verb used to reframe cuts, delays, or metric gymnastics as intentional improvement.

'We will optimize retention by Q4' - Q3 Board Deck, slide 12