Haiku #070

Glossary for this haiku

value-add

Bureaucratic
/ˈvæl.juˌæd/phrase (evasive)

Etym.from 1990s management-speak blending the words value and add, crystallized in consulting deck vernacular; see Marshall, Presentations and Capital, 2001.

A rhetorical placeholder that asserts unspecified benefit to justify projects, reallocate credit, or delay measurable evaluation.

'We should prioritize the customer-facing feature for its clear value-add,' - Q2 Roadmap Memo

scale

Colloquial
/skeɪl/v. (aspirational)

Etym.From L. scala, 'ladder', repurposed into corporate parlance circa 2010 by a consulting associate who needed a word that implied growth without immediate budgeting, see Henley, Corporate Metaphors, 2014.

To defer investment decisions and accountability by framing operational expansion as an inevitable future state rather than a present cost.

'We will scale next quarter' - Q3 Board Deck, slide 12

pivot

Colloquial
/ˈpɪv.ət/v. (evasive)

Etym.From French pivoter, 'to turn', popularized in early 2010s corporate literature as a neutral-sounding term for course correction, cited in Stanford Pitch Notes 2012.

A rhetorical maneuver that reframes a failed initiative as an intentional course correction to delay accountability and retain funding.

'We need to pivot toward higher-margin customers,' read the roadmap - Q3 Board Deck, slide 12

circle back

Bureaucratic
/ˈsɝː.kəl ˈbæk/phrase (evasive)

Etym.Arising from late 20th century corporate speech, modeled on the physical action of returning to a point, popularized in meeting minutes and consultant memos; see Lang, 2002, 'Corporate Euphemisms and the Art of Delay'.

A polite verbal placeholder that postpones a decision or responsibility by promising an unspecified future follow-up.

'Let's circle back on this next week,' said the product manager - Q3 Board Deck, slide 47