Haiku #037
Glossary for this haiku
scale
ColloquialEtym.From L. scala, 'ladder', repurposed into corporate parlance circa 2010 by a consulting associate who needed a word that implied growth without immediate budgeting, see Henley, Corporate Metaphors, 2014.
To defer investment decisions and accountability by framing operational expansion as an inevitable future state rather than a present cost.
'We will scale next quarter' - Q3 Board Deck, slide 12
north star
BureaucraticEtym.from the navigational phrase 'north star', originally denoting Polaris, adopted into corporate strategy parlance circa 2012 by a boutique consultancy seeking majestic-sounding direction, cited in Strategy Glossary, 2015.
A rhetorical device that converts vague long-term ambition into an indefinite project timeline and absolves present commitments of measurable accountability.
'This will be our guiding light, pending resource allocation and metric definition' - Q3 Board Deck, slide 12
deep dive
BureaucraticEtym.from nautical inspection imagery, adopted into corporate speech by consulting reports and internal memos in the mid-2000s, see Pritchard, Corporate Lexica, 2011.
A rhetorical maneuver that promises focused analysis while expanding scope, deferring judgment, and absorbing dissent.
'Let's schedule a deep dive next week' - Q1 Sprint Planning Notes
harness
BureaucraticEtym.from Old English for riding equipment, later co-opted by 20th-century management literature to imply applied control, see F. L. Grantham, Corporate Terminology, 1998.
To harness means to announce appropriation of an external technology or trend as a managerial mandate, thereby justifying budget shifts and deflecting specific deliverables.
'We will harness generative models to unlock synergies across customer touchpoints' - Q3 Board Deck, slide 47
optimize
BureaucraticEtym.from L. optimus, 'best,' later anglicized as optimize into managerial parlance circa 2008 by a consultancy associate who needed a verb implying progress without accountability, see Halpern, Corporate Lexica 2011.
A verb used to reframe cuts, delays, or metric gymnastics as intentional improvement.
'We will optimize retention by Q4' - Q3 Board Deck, slide 12
move fast
ColloquialEtym.Emerged from 2010s Silicon Valley strategy decks as a compact imperative for execution, popularized in venture memos; see L. Chen, "Momentum Language in Venture Capital", 2017, Pacific Business Review.
A leadership slogan that permits accelerated delivery of visible artifacts while deferring hard trade-offs, rigorous review, and accountability.
'Ship quickly, document later' - All-Hands Notes, April 2019