Haiku #077

Glossary for this haiku

leverage

Bureaucratic
/ˈlɛv.ər.ɪdʒ/n. (bureaucratic)

Etym.From Old French levier and Latin levare 'to lift', repurposed in corporate English during the 1990s by consultants seeking a noun that implied advantage without specification (Keane, 2003).

A managerial invocation that implies operational effectiveness without measurable criteria; leverage obscures accountability by presenting vague scalability as a remedy.

'Leverage existing platforms to unlock synergies across the portfolio' - Q2 Strategy Memo, slide 3

align

Bureaucratic
/əˈlaɪn/v. (aspirational)

Etym.from Old French aligner, later anglicized as align and repurposed in Silicon Valley circa 2014 by a strategy consultant who needed a softer synonym for compliance, see R. Hargrove, 'Terms for Transformation,' 2016.

A rhetorical maneuver that professes shared priorities to postpone substantive decisions and shift accountability into future milestones.

'Can everyone confirm shared priorities by EOD' - Proceedings of the 2019 All-Hands Meeting

in conclusion

Bureaucratic
/ɪn kənˈkluː.ʒən/phrase (evasive)

Etym.from late Middle English prepositional clause used to signal an ending, repurposed in corporate rhetoric circa 2005 by slide-deck consultants seeking tidy closure; see Harrison, The Language of Closure, 2012.

Serves as a ritual verbal capstone that signals the end of discussion while deflecting responsibility for unresolved details.

'In conclusion, the roadmap will be iterated based on feedback' - Q3 Board Deck, slide 47